$1000 Quilt
$1000 Quilt
$1,000.00
Regular $1000 bills are flimsy paper and could barely light a room for a few seconds if set on fire. Our quilted $1000 bills are big enough to sleep under, will keep you warm, and facilitate both money laundering and soft money contributions to corrupt politicians. Every bill comes with a unique serial number and stitched security patterns that guarantee its authenticity. Get yours today!
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